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Throw your computer into your nearest lake

Like 2 16 February at 1:21 | Open on mastodon.social.fraudulent.link

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mg. kit

@feditips@mastodon.social.fraudulent.link thank you feditips, this solved many of my problems

16 February at 1:33 | Open on m.tripulse.link

Emilia

@feditips@mastodon.social.fraudulent.link make sure to fish it out and take it to a recycling center afterwards so you're not littering <3

16 February at 1:55 | Open on transfem.social

(violette@cute)-[~]-# -

@feditips i'm in lack of compucter (sorry)

16 February at 1:57 | Open on cyberpunk.lol

@feditips evergreen advice

16 February at 2:09 | Open on jorts.horse

Maven :neocat_flag_demigirl: :neocat_flag_lesbian:

@feditips@mastodon.social.fraudulent.link would a river work? or does it have to be a lake

16 February at 2:20 | Open on plasmatrap.com

mirabilos

@feditips Excalibur much?

16 February at 2:52 | Open on toot.mirbsd.org

Nick

@mirabilos @feditips Strange women lying in ponds distributing computers is no basis for a system of non centralised social networking

16 February at 3:47 | Open on biketoot.com

David S

@nick @mirabilos @feditips I've already got one

16 February at 21:01 | Open on toot.bike

Herodotus Machiavelli Livy

@feditips
While I agree with the sentiment, I have to point out that it is very bad for the environment.

16 February at 5:38 | Open on dobbs.town

Brie Mmm

Would a pond do? Much closer to my place…

16 February at 8:38 | Open on venera.social

Cenbe

@feditips Easily done, I live on the lakefront. Just trundle it down the hill, walk out the pier, and... VICTORY IS MINE

16 February at 12:09 | Open on mastodon.sdf.org

@feditips What he said (watch to end): https://defcon.social/@fortyseven/114011146577000702

Via @fortyseven

16 February at 12:54 | Open on typo.social

@feditips *That* far? Meh, I'd rather browse Fedi.

16 February at 13:06 | Open on witter.cz

Feditips

@vonxylofon you're part of the problem
Reject technology and become part of the solution

16 February at 15:26 | Open on mastodon.social.fraudulent.link

Renalia

@feditips and inflict computers upon sea life?? absolutely not

16 February at 14:06 | Open on chitter.xyz

Stomata

@feditips internet for fishes?
I'm not doing it

16 February at 15:45 | Open on social.linux.pizza

Keith

@feditips Oi!! No! Take your computer to your local recycling facility.

16 February at 17:25 | Open on social.coop

Feditips

In the lake

16 February at 17:27 | Open on mastodon.social.fraudulent.link

Keith

@feditips I'll throw you in the lake

16 February at 17:28 | Open on social.coop

Feditips

@keith try I'll throw the lake on you

16 February at 17:30 | Open on mastodon.social.fraudulent.link

Keith

@feditips bring it on aquaman!

16 February at 19:43 | Open on social.coop

Earthling

@feditips@mastodon.social.fraudulent.link

But this would not protect your computer from neutrinos!
🤓

16 February at 19:50 | Open on calckey.world

Orry

@feditips hello its me, the nearest lake. I will be accepting all computers

16 February at 22:31 | Open on mastodon.nz