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The oldest and fattest dragons become excessively jealous of their hoards, and appreciative of all the soft bubble wrap in modern parcels. It’s all the postal staff can manage to hook out a few parcels each time the dragon’s attention wanders. Take solace, perhaps, that your delayed parcel is making a venerable dragon comfortable in their latter years. 4 comments
@Unixbigot I can confirm my postal dragon cousins do this. However they do not infest amazon as they have a moral compass. @froosh The other phenomenon that has a bearing on parcel delays is the Customs Elephants. Each parcel is sat on by an elephant so that the expelled gases may be chromatographed. When one of the elephants gets sick, random customs delays occur, due to queuing at the Elephant Stations. |
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Postal dragons like fresh parcels, and will generally permit them to be removed from the hoard once the springyness has been squashed out of them.