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Kit Bashir

Postal dragons like fresh parcels, and will generally permit them to be removed from the hoard once the springyness has been squashed out of them.

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Estarriol, lucozade dragon

@Unixbigot I can confirm my postal dragon cousins do this.

However they do not infest amazon as they have a moral compass.

Kit Bashir

@froosh The other phenomenon that has a bearing on parcel delays is the Customs Elephants. Each parcel is sat on by an elephant so that the expelled gases may be chromatographed. When one of the elephants gets sick, random customs delays occur, due to queuing at the Elephant Stations.

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