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lawless polymorph

there once was a lamp that could turn anyone into a woman by merely standing in its light. people came from far and wide to see it, but to their dismay the lamp was rarely lit. for this lamp ran on a special fuel, and that fuel was heavily guarded. it had all been gathered up and stored in a fortress, and that fortress had only one way in or out, through a big iron gate. the only way to get the fuel was to get permission from the person in charge of the gate, the girl light gas keep gate boss.

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@typeswitch legit was reading this thinking it was some beautiful allegory for hrt and medical gatekeeping and then got jumpscared smh

julesh

@typeswitch gotta be a "gender fluid" punchline around here somewhere surely

Amy

@typeswitch@gamedev.lgbt this is ridiculous and that's what makes it special.

Vorsos

@typeswitch When Ellie Arroway said, “They should have sent a poet,” she meant you.

sunniva

@typeswitch i told this to my brother and he won't stop staring at me like i commited a crime

Packbats, HTML fangirls ΘΔ&

@typeswitch a friend of ours specifically asked that we tell you that you're the worst and they love you XD

Seirdy

@typeswitch :llama_facepalm: thanks i hate/love it

Athena L.M.

@typeswitch I thought this was gonna be a metaphor for gatekeeping of access to HRT and other transition resources by healthcare providers. And it is, but also.

LeBonk

@typeswitch
still better trans healthcare than the NHS

internetsdairy

@typeswitch um... I'm sure the last phrase sounds like something else but I can't work it out, please help

gattillynx

@typeswitch A friend sent me your post after I made this character. Permission to make this into the official lore of my shitpost character?

Ragon2

@typeswitch could someone please explain I want to understand now

Samuel Smith ✅

@Ragon2 @typeswitch I'm guessing either a pun or a pop culture reference. Haven't figured it out yet myself.

Erik Uden 🍑

@typeswitch this is so beautiful, please @maia, this is girlypop

Von Xylofon

@typeswitch Impeccably crafted, and educational. (I didn't know the phrase before.)

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