same picture, different text. this time with this gem:
These trains are of indeterminate race and are devoid of income, religion, and personal emotions. They wear no clothing and engage in no hobbies, though their purpose dictates their existence, a stark routine of travel. Their political affiliation lies with the state-controlled railway system. Good activities for them are speed travel, Infrastructure destruction and creating delays. Since they are inanimate, no bad activities.
same picture, different text. this time with this gem: