Btw which asshole decided that logins should have two different pages for username and password this is just plain annoying.

​:neocat_smol_f:​​:neofox_magnify:​

​:neocat:​​:neofox_confused:​: why are you upside down
gravity malfunction ​:neocat_googly_woozy:​​:neofox_facepalm:​

​:bugcat_lick:​​:bugcat_lick:​

Evil sysadmin prank:

echo "Connection to $HOSTNAME closed." > /etc/motd

​:neocat_smol:​ Can that one run doom?
​:neobot:​ This one is a highly advanced machine, containing terrabytes of memory, performing trillions of calculations per second, powered by multiple redundant fusion reactors.
​:neocat_smol:​ So is that a-?
​:neobot:​ (exasperated) yes.

The average human has approximately 1 boob

nanophone ❌
microphone ✅
milliphone ❌
phone ✅
kilophone ❌
megaphone ✅
gigaphone ❌

Need ​:neomouse_hold:​ for all neomojis

shoutout to neomouse for having ​:neomouse_hold:​

Women are a scam invented by Big Lesbian to- B-Big lesbian,,, ​:neocat_pleading_reach:​ les,,,,,bian,,, ​:neocat_pleading_reach:​​:neocat_pleading_reach:​ ​:spinny_cat_lesbian:​

​:shut_up_you_cute_fuck:​

🔨 <- not the sharpest tool in the shed

ℹ️ Gods can be killed