sometimes life feels like the sims

I'm out capitalistmaxxxing i only use closed source corpo apps 💪💪🦅

stop posting about gay furries im tired of seeing it

my friends on bluesky send me memes, on fedi its all fucking furries.

i was in a instance right? and all the users were just fucking faggots

i showed my thigh highs to my boyfriend, slipped them on and said "OOOO you like kissing boys your a boy kisser"

i look at my penis and think of boys and just go "sdhbfgsdhljk,fgo kd;slnjf"