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the evil sophari™

pocket sammy
pocket sammy

despite their height (tall), pocket sammy can still comfortably fit in any pocket!

a jacket pocket, with a pocket sammy being 25% inside the pocket and 75% out 

pocket sammy is a piece of receipt paper that has sammy’s current profile image (Lain fox), and “pocket sammy” above and below it
the evil sophari™

didnt know the xnor gate exists, even tho it makes perfect sense lol (was missing that one and didnt know what its called)

the evil sophari™

waltuh and jesse could be yuri if youre brave enough

the evil sophari™

wanna know something really fun?

one of Spain's biggest ISPs is blocking connectivity to -all Cloudflare- on the hours when the Spanish football league plays because some pirate streaming servers operate behind them

the evil sophari™

didn’t realise iOS has gone WOKE and has a PRONOUN field in contacts 😡😡😡😡 what do you mean my dear friend Yassie has NO PRONOUNS they got theirs STOLEN in the streets of birmingham along with their GENDER 😡😡😡😡

iOS “phone” app screenshot of a contacts editing page. 

contact photo is Yassie’s current profile image 
First name is Yaseen
Last name is Labyzone

mobile number is +447700900927. this number is in the ofcom “dramatic number” range reserved for fictional numbers and are not allocated as real numbers.

there is a “add pronouns” section with many many drawn purple circles around it.
the evil sophari™

theres a burnt out light bulb on my desk

the evil sophari™
ever think about how lesbians are all women? seems like a very gendered profession.
the evil sophari™

im from england, america and my president is micheal jordan

the evil sophari™

chat ive got about 20g of free storage should i add relays

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