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I feel sorry for the guy bringing back The Onion as he’s been basically being made redundant by current events. https://buddycarter.house.gov/uploadedfiles/redwhitebluelandact.pdf

bill snippet (full bill @ url) SEC. 2. PURCHASE OR OTHER ACQUISITION OF GREEN2 LAND.
3 The President is authorized to enter into negotiations
4 with the Government of Denmark to purchase or otherwise
5 acquire Greenland.
6 SEC. 3. RENAMING OF GREENLAND AS ‘‘RED, WHITE, AND
7 BLUELAND’’.
8 (a) RENAMING.—Greenland shall be known as ‘‘Red,
9 White, and Blueland’’.
10 (b) REFERENCES.—Any reference i

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@GossiTheDog wait, this is fake, right???

yesterday at 16:49 | Open on infosec.exchange

@thegpfury https://buddycarter.house.gov/uploadedfiles/redwhitebluelandact.pdf

yesterday at 16:49 | Open on cyberplace.social

@thegpfury @GossiTheDog this entire administration feels fake.

yesterday at 16:49 | Open on infosec.exchange

Alastair Temple

@GossiTheDog wtf?

yesterday at 16:49 | Open on mastodon.art

Nullstring 🏴‍☠️

@GossiTheDog ah man. thats too much.

yesterday at 16:49 | Open on infosec.exchange

@GossiTheDog Parody or truth? It’s nowadays pretty hard to distinguish.

yesterday at 16:50 | Open on hachyderm.io

@GossiTheDog
source ?

Because ... made up? That's just so over the top, that can't be ... right? Please? I mean... even thinking that might not be absurd enough seemed completely off the charts a month ago, but...
Please?

yesterday at 16:50 | Open on chaos.social

@vampirdaddy https://buddycarter.house.gov/uploadedfiles/redwhitebluelandact.pdf

yesterday at 16:51 | Open on cyberplace.social

Anthropy :verified_dragon:

@GossiTheDog so they're going to give it to the Netherlands? 🇳🇱

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Druid 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@GossiTheDog 🤦‍♂️

yesterday at 16:52 | Open on toot.wales

Jordan Biserkov

@GossiTheDog somebody please think of the Google Maps intern who has to change all this! have MERCY!!!

yesterday at 16:52 | Open on mas.to

The Daily Show writers have booked a 4 year holiday where they just send BBC News articles for the presenters to read.

yesterday at 16:52 | Open on cyberplace.social

TP

@GossiTheDog 🤡

yesterday at 16:53 | Open on mas.to

@GossiTheDog You know, the worst part of this all is that it's on a Windows shared drive

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