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MissConstrue

I would just like to say that these signs in the DFW airport bathrooms are peak social engineering, and I do hope Dan Patrick enjoys all the phone calls from people upset about the government photographing their hairy bits.

#egv #texas #fightback #transrightsarehumanrights #socialengineering #trollingtheGOP

Signs which have been adhered to bathroom stall interiors at the Dallas Fort Worth airport. 

SECURITY NOTICE Electronic Genital Verification (EGV) Your genitalia may be photographed electronically during your use of this facility as part of the Electronic Genital Verification (EGV) pilot program at the direction of the Office of the Lieutenant Governor. In the future, EGV will help keep Texans safe while protecting your privacy by screening for potentially improper restroom access using machine vision and Artificial Intelligence (Al) in lieu of traditional genital inspections. At this time, images collected will be used solely for model training purposes and will not be used for law enforcement or shared with other entities except as pursuant to a subpoena, court order or as otherwise compelled by legal process. Your participation in this program is voluntary. You have the right to request removal of your data by calling the EGV program office at (512) 463-0001 during normal operating hours (Mon-Fri 8AM-5PM). STE OP CRATMENT OA Pusi DFW DALLAS FORT WORTH INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT
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faraiwe

@MissConstrue this is sublime. Pure genius. 5/5 fuckery. Zero notes.

Toilet full of bugs

@MissConstrue I'm disconcerted by the number of replies from people who either didn't read the toot text or don't understand the phrase 'social engineering'.

MissConstrue

@ephemeromorph ikr? If people are freaking out this much on mastodon, just imagine the phone calls Dan is getting. Ahahahahahahaha.

lxsameer

@MissConstrue Please tell me that's a joke or a prank.

Keep Texas safe??? 😲

lxsameer

@MissConstrue Gun violence is nothing compared to how people's genitals threaten the safety of Texas. Probably, hashtag NoGenitals πŸ˜‚

Mycotropic

@MissConstrue

I have so many questions;

"Traditional genital inspection"? Whose tradition?

Also can we assume that there are also cameras pointing up in the commode? Gotta catch those people who avoid TGI by sitting to pee obviously?

These data are being used to train an AI to recognize dicks. There is a world of dick pics out there, why not train on, for instance, PornHub?

For folks into chastity play; how will various cage designs be integrated into this tech?

I mean, seriously, I don't #kinkshame anyone but these folks are some of the most repressed people I've ever encountered (if this is real).

@MissConstrue

I have so many questions;

"Traditional genital inspection"? Whose tradition?

Also can we assume that there are also cameras pointing up in the commode? Gotta catch those people who avoid TGI by sitting to pee obviously?

These data are being used to train an AI to recognize dicks. There is a world of dick pics out there, why not train on, for instance, PornHub?

Erin

@mycotropic @MissConstrue it is very much not real, as indicated by about a dozen replies explaining the point lol. It’s meant to get this kind of reaction though so I guess it’s working.

MissConstrue

@mycotropic The sign is real. As is the trolling. I wish I had a camera in Dans office this morning . 🀣🀣

BillionaireBourguignon

@MissConstrue whoever did this is a genius and needs funding for more projects

Lazarou Monkey Terror πŸš€πŸ’™πŸŒˆ

@MissConstrue somebody go to JK Rowling with this and see if she defends it or says 'Texas has gone too far'
I think I know the answer to that one....

Chairman Steve

@MissConstrue

Probably a prank. But an effective way to fight back.

MissConstrue

@the5thColumnist Yes. Think Magic Christian, the Yes Men, Barbie Liberation. Are people freaking out and calling the Lt Gov? Oh I hope so. 🀣

John_Loader

@MissConstrue you have the right to rip it off its mountings, stamp on it then put it in the bin. US welcomes visitors by photographing their genitalia? Boy is that country sick

Carl-Henrik Barnekow

@MissConstrue I just wonder how they know which Willy is mine if I call and want my data deleted….

If they now say everything is anonymous… πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

dxzdb

@MissConstrue ok my mind went to what sort of alienesqe prosthetic you could create to send Ai (or inevitable humans looking) into a β€œwhat IS that” spiral. πŸ‘€

mschomm

@adrian
No fake news but signs as these are posted as a subversive/underground activity or protest.

Maybe an example nearer to home: From the nineties in Germany I do remember stickers on post boxes telling you to simply drop empty batteries there for proper recycling. That was the time when 'Deutsche Bundespost' was headed by a politician having shares in a company producing batteries.

@MissConstrue

MissConstrue

@adrian @mschomm it’s political satire. The signs are real, in that they were printed and adhered to doors. Not fake news, just dumb people. πŸ€£πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸ₯³

Leefeller Guy

@MissConstrue We have Billionaire's running the country and this is what we get?

Brian "bex" Exelbierd

@MissConstrue they missed the opportunity to include the official’s email address for use to request removal. Naturally you’d need to email a picture of your genitals so they can match it for removal.

Charlie the Anti-Fascist Dog

@MissConstrue Is this real? They're literally looking at people's private parts to make sure they're using the "proper restroom"?

Number 5

@MissConstrue "your participation is volontary"

That's... not how consent works

Edit: oh, it's fake, okay, fell for it x) Relieved but also the fact that it was believable enough is worrying.

Cynthia

@MissConstrue
There is something seriously wrong with these voyeuristic deviants.

Bobsee

@MissConstrue So I guess we all travel with black sharpies now?

ShawnT πŸ€

@MissConstrue This is right up there with stickers I used to print up that read "Toilet camera is for research purposes only." But, like, those are on a whole other level. Top notch trolling.

CategoricalMeow

@MissConstrue what about the government photographing the unhappy bits of our children??? How many more babygirls have to end up on PornHub. Even if it's AI, it's normalizing sexual violence and that is what this program is REALLY about.
Republican Men and Their Female Enablers ONLY protect women, children, and vulnerable ppl (aka the disabled) from being safe.

mk30

@FantasticalEconomics fyi, this appears to be a photoshopped image

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