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come the fuck on

google search for Grass, first result is some AI thing and the second is the wikipedia page for grass

Like 1 2 March at 21:01 | Open on critter.cafe

21 comments

Apatapa :therian: :tiger_rawr:

@swiftyshq there's no way the techbros ruined touching grass as well

2 March at 21:02 | Open on tiggi.es

forest :therian:

@Apatapa I KNOWWWWWWW

2 March at 21:02 | Open on critter.cafe

ROTOPE~1 :yell:

@Apatapa "touching" is an all-new proof of palpation staking metric that generates logarithmic growth of asset value, all unfungibly secured by a 100% biofuel powered merkle chain. The future revenue growth potential is unlimi*Sounds of a techbro being beaten with a Herman Miller chair*

3 March at 4:23 | Open on mastodon.social

Apatapa :therian: :tiger_rawr:

@rotopenguin not the proof of palpation LOL

3 March at 4:26 | Open on tiggi.es

Bastet 魔王様 😈

@rotopenguin @Apatapa
I first read Merkel chain, as in a chain of Chancellorette Merkels. o.o

3 March at 7:21 | Open on mastodon.social

@Apatapa don’t worry there is an app for that too! https://touchgrass.now/ @swiftyshq

3 March at 6:32 | Open on mamot.fr

sophie

@swiftyshq aur what am i gonna eat now

2 March at 21:05 | Open on kill-corporations.enterprises

"Earn a stake in AI?"

There's a sucker born every 30 seconds.

2 March at 22:22 | Open on mstdn.social

Vorsos

@swiftyshq Kentucky bluegrass on the blockchain

2 March at 22:48 | Open on beige.party

Mobile Suit Larry

@swiftyshq everyone knows that herbs are absolutely shit at seo

2 March at 23:15 | Open on goblin.camp

xrvs

@swiftyshq it doesn’t even mark it as ads nowadays?

2 March at 23:24 | Open on outerheaven.club

viewport

@swiftyshq looks like you just got scroggled

3 March at 4:14 | Open on infosec.exchange

Kaiiak

@swiftyshq
they won't even let you touch grass before seeing ai stuff now huh

3 March at 5:10 | Open on wetdry.world

Joltemon

@swiftyshq@critter.cafe "go touch grass"

"ok" *goes to getgrass.io*

"NO NOT LIKE THAT"

3 March at 5:46 | Open on misskey.fryer.net.au

Alexa Devreux-Swift

@swiftyshq I have long since ditched Google search for DuckDuckGo

3 March at 6:04 | Open on lgbtqia.space

Aleksei

@alexadeswift @swiftyshq It aint better in this case.

3 March at 9:49 | Open on mastodon.ie

Alexa Devreux-Swift

Sensitive content

@placebo @swiftyshq

Odd, as that isn't what I see !

A screenshot of a DuckDuckGo search for the search term "grass"

3 March at 10:16 | Open on lgbtqia.space

Aleksei

@alexadeswift @swiftyshq Wait, they show ads? Maybe my adblocker saved me from Walmart 😄

3 March at 10:18 | Open on mastodon.ie

Ayaen

@swiftyshq oddly enough even Kagi has trouble with this

3 March at 7:13 | Open on infosec.exchange

Bastet 魔王様 😈

@swiftyshq
#duckduckgo is even more tainted apparently. -.-

If you search for "grass plant" then the result is much more usable, but now DDG whines about ones ad blocker.

DDG, get bent, an ad blocker is part of ones cyber defense, never browse without one.

DuckDuckGo search for grass with techbro bullshit at the top and the search engines first interesting result being a page on Wikipedia on Günther Grass.

Better results when one searches for "grass plant" with the first hit going to Grass on Wikipedia, but now we get a large div whining about us using ad blockers.

3 March at 7:32 | Open on mastodon.social

Fox :archlinux:

@swiftyshq WTAF. I guess, it’s time to finally add uBlackList to the must-have extensions list.

https://github.com/iorate/ublacklist

3 March at 8:30 | Open on infosec.exchange