if i write enough MUST NOTs into the relevant specs we can get everyone to behave goodly

do you want to see a magic trick?

pick a number
add 2
subtract 2
cry

cant believe they reserved an entire TLD for pleroma (.pl)

this is not funny! mastodon users only post about tech when they're stressed!

chat we have misskeypub i repeat we have misskeypub this is not a drill

https://github.com/misskey-dev/xq

they call it the joint photographic experts group because the experts grouped up smoked a fat one and came up with jpeg

the rust foundation????? thats stupid. why would you make foundation out of rust??? is that even safe to put on your skin????

wafrn is actually spelled "wario furnace" thank you for your attention

when we get the ability to dna splice tails onto people we'll be in a world of very fun and interesting safety regulation

dubstep database when the DROP hits :whenyouseeslenderman:

house music? yeah that's where most of them are made

emphasis mine. so is the rest of the quote. and the source as well. actually i just made all of it up

https://aus.social/@dgar/110112520709057212

https://glauca.space/@q/114236203294251931