Basic Science:
Hello! The name is Lily. Also known as Cave Johnson, We own the place.
We'd like feedback from test subjects, please do not hesitate to contact!


Revolutionary Science, Multiple entities combined:
・Iroha (彩葉)
・Cave Johnson (CEO of Aperture Science, Inc. & Aperture Laboratories) ​:aperture:​


Scientifical Research:
・Computers: For anlyzing Scientifical results.
・Arcade Machines: Scattered around the facility.
・Photography: With the 35mm APO M on a M11M we analyze atomic movement.
・Music Production: An attempt to entertain test subjects.
・Socializing: The more volunteer test subjects the marrier!
・Speedcubing: This is in reality Science but we tell our test subjects they can fiddle with these between chambers to kill time.
・Reading (only in JP though): Well, we read the test results here in the US in Japanese to make sure non authorized personel cannot take part in our Scientifical results.
・Hats: Well as the CEO and Founder of this place, we must make sure we look appropriate.
・Cuties~ <3: This is for our subdivision where we only conduct "Gay Science".
・Science: Sorry, fellas. We're married. To Science ​:aperture:​


Test subjects its studying closely:
Wife🧡 - @thermia@sk.girlthi.ng


(We would conduct Science on you, because you're so cute~~ <3)
[Scientifically proven to be Polyamorous]