READ ALL OF THIS LEAFLET CAREFULLY BEFORE FOLLOWING
- Keep this leaflet. You may need to read it again.
- If you have any further questions, ask your instance admin.
- Private parts of this medicine have been prescribed for you only. Do not pass them on to others. It may harm them, even if their symptoms are the same.
- Discard this medicine if you're below the age of 18. Try this alternative formulation instead: @amie
Your medicine is a fast-acting timeline stimulant. In patients with content depletion your medicine works by providing a sense of dopamine, so that Fediverse can be enjoyed more easily. Each dose works in a different way. Administer daily.
May contain traces of psychoactive substances. Comes with medical records, which contain parts related to mental health.
Warning: The manufacturer cannot be held liable for adverse effects, including (but not limited to) disrupted soul function and degraded sense of humour. Your treatment is experimental, with no data proving its effectiveness.
@amie :neocat_aww: :neocat_pleading: